Evening Quickies: Chris Christie Rocks A Pink Tie
Chris Christie is the governor of New Jersey and this morning he denied once again that he is seeking the Republican nomination for president. (Except he didn't actually say that, which I think means...
View ArticleNJ Gov. Chris Christie Makes Sexist Blowjob Joke Campaigning For Mitt Romney
When I heard yesterday that New Jersey's Governor Chris Christie made a blowjob joke while campaigning for Mitt Romney, I thought it just sounded, at worst, crude. (And embarrassing for Romney's...
View Article5 Things To Know About The First Night Of The Republican National Convention
Political theater like the Republican and Democratic National Conventions are a big swamp of blerrgghhh to me. My opinion is that it's all just a dog-and-pony show and not really the best way to get to...
View ArticlePrince Hot Ginge Hits Up The Jersey Shore
Gym, tan and laundry was not on the agenda — but Prince Harry did hit up the Mantoloking, New Jersey boardwalk on his United States tour to view damage by Superstorm Sandy and play boardwalk games with...
View ArticleNew Jersey Governor Chris Christie Issues Ban On Ex-Gay Therapy
Chris Christie may not have done much bill-signing on Friday, but the same can’t be said for today. The AP reports that the governor is set to sign a bill that will prevent licensed therapists from...
View ArticleHorrible, Delusional Parents Sue New Jersey For The Right To “Convert” Their...
In today's depressing news, a couple is suing New Jersey Governor Chris Christie over the state's recent ban on gay conversion therapy. Christie signed the bill into law this August, which prevents...
View Article57 Percent Of GOP Voters Would Make Christianity The National Religion
A survey of Republican Primary voters released this week and conducted by Public Policy Polling provides some interesting results and insight into the minds of GOP voters. The poll determined that...
View ArticlePresident Chris Christie Will Recriminalize Pot In States That Have Legalized It
That should go over well with the majority of Americans who support legalization. …
View ArticleWatch: Chris Christie Wants To Punch National Teachers Union In The Face
In an interview with CNN’s Jake Tapper, presidential hopeful Chris Christie was reminded that he once said he’d punch bullies in the face. I suppose Tapper decided to reopen that wound again and ask...
View ArticleJust Look At This Asshole: Chris Christie Won’t Help Trans New Jerseyans...
He’s vetoed a bill to help transgender constituents twice.
View ArticleChris Christie: Businesses Shouldn’t Hide Behind “Religious Liberty” To...
GOP presidential candidate Chris Christie broke ranks with other Republicans yesterday at the Iowa State Fair on the issue of religious liberty. While speaking at the Des Moines Register’s Presidential...
View ArticleGovernor Chris Christie Thinks We Should Track Immigrants Like FedEx Packages
Perhaps New Jersey Governor and 2016 Republican Presidential candidate Chris Christie, is trying to sound more like Donald Trump in his audaciousness, because his most recent doozie is really something...
View ArticleGreat Moments In Utter Bullshit At The Sixth GOP Debate
Syrian refugees, the "death tax" and more bullshittery at the sixth GOP debate.
View ArticleHalf-Naked Oregon Militant Challenges Chris Christie To Sumo Wrestling
He says he will end the standoff if Christie wins one round against him.
View ArticleGreat Moments In Bullshit And General Awfulness From The Seventh GOP Debate
Bullshit abounds in the first Trumpless debate.
View ArticleChris Christie’s Camel Toe Endorses Donald Trump
His brain, on the other hand, had nothing to say.
View ArticleWatch: ‘SNL’ Mocks Chris Christie’s Endorsement Of Donald Trump
SNL is killing it with their political sketches during our completely batshit insane election year and this cold open was no different. They perfectly mock Chris Christie's obvious discomfort with his...
View ArticleChris Christie Is A Big Boy And Will Eat His M&Ms However He Pleases
Being called savage and perplexing for your snacking habits is a cross that many pioneers have been forced to bear.
View ArticleVideo Of Chris Christie At The Bruce Springsteen Concert Last Night Will Heal...
"Meet Me In The City" was the first track on Bruce Springsteen's setlist last night and Chris Christie took the tunnel in from Jersey and to do just that. The Boss played in Brooklyn last night and an...
View ArticleDonald Trump Called Chris Christie Fat At His Own Rally, Because He’s Donald...
A Donald Trump presidency is about banning Mexicans, Muslims, and delicious cookies. Your call, America.
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